A wish for Christmas
A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
A widow was feeling rather lonely…
A widow was feeling rather lonely and decided that the best thing forher would...
Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?Depth perception.
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...