Redneck centerpeice
You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is...
One Dollar
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of...
Wife’s Operation
I was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and “sir...
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
An old man is sitting at a table with his son and his new...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
A woman participating in a survey was asked…
A woman participating in a survey was askedhow she felt about condoms. She said,...
A Long Chocolate Fallus Story
My penis made me locally famous. I didn’t find out about it until I...
The doctor said to the housewife…
The doctor said to the housewife,”I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news.The...
A man answers the phone and has the following…
A man answers the phone and has the following conversation: “Yes, mother, I’ve had...