Alot Alike
Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?A: They both start with a lot of...
Last Lunch
Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.
Nothing Works
I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I...
Black belt degrees
|Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt Master of Judo Well before testing for this...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...
Bad News 3
Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall...
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench…
Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench.The town flasher comes by and...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...