Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Bad Dog!
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
One day in class the teacher…
One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa...
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Smarter
This is not only philosophical but is obviously pure science.A herd of buffalo can...
Picasso Saves Sight for Sore Eyes
Picasso’s mistress was losing her eyesight so he took her to an opthomologist in...
Looking for a monkey wrench
An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit...