Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Unengaged Brain
PLEASE ENGAGE BRAIN BEFORE SPEAKINGWhenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
Meeting the Pope
A rich American tourist was holidaying in Rome, and was intent on seeing the...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....
Only Half Way to Norway
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.