Two Cannibals
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out...
It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
How does a women hold her liquor?
How does a women hold her liquor?By the ears.
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California…
An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Lawyer vs Physician
A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes,...
Waterfall
What is a waterfall that goes upwards?…Viagrafalls