Catholic Dictionary
AMEN The only part of a prayer that everyone knows. BULLETIN Your receipt for...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
No Coffee Breaks
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to...
The Dead Dog
There’s a man and his wife who own a pub, and have a dog...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Valentine’s Day Gift
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine’s...