Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...
grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Can you relate to this!
Can any of you relate to these “addiction” quips? I sure can The last...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
Graphics work too much
|You’ve been in graphics too long if…by Chris ThornborrowMost of your friends can pronounce...
Peroxide Blonde and 747
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...