Tattoo On Her Butt
There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a...
Almost celibate
“I’m finished with Judi!” Jon exclaimed to his friend. “She brokedown and told me...
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Quotes from stupid 01
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “The effects are fleeting...
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
If K-Tel sold toasters…
If K-Tel sold toasters…They would not be available in stores, andyou would get a...
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with...
I am afraid of that tarmac
|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar...