The Great Escape
A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.”Nobody”...
How Shit Happens
How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Top 5 men in a woman’s life…
The Top 5 Men in a Woman’s life are:1. Doctor.2. Dentist3. Coal man.4. Decorator.5....
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...