Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room while on a business...
One night, an 87-year-old woman…
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in...
Hippie in a Bar
This hippie walks into a bar, and thinks it’s a restaurant. He walks up...
Everybody’s doing it
This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water.”That’s ridiculous!” he...
Two blondes were walking through the woods…
Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first...
Boyfriends
How are daughter’s boyfriends like cockroaches?They hang around the kitchen and it’s hard to...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...