BAAAAH!
Once there was this brunette who was driving her corvette with the wind in...
What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
Q: What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?A: 20 class rings...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
What is the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?Dress her up as an altar...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
A town in Poland had only one cow…
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been...