Snow blower
How do you change a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel!
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft…
Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What...
Serving on the jury
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
Bad Jeeves…BAD!
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
First Body Part to Heaven
The story takes place in a Christian school. The teacher asks the question, “What...
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree?
Why’d the monkey fall outta the tree? ’cause he was dead…Why’d the other monkey...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...