Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Mommy Dearest!
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a...
A dentis appointment
Two guys are susposed to meet at 4:30. Charley shows up at4:30 and waits....
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?
What’s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3...
Revocation of Independence
To the citizens of the United States of America:In light of your failure to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
The Kid Who Knew too much .
One day a boy approached his mother with a question. “Mom, how come every...