What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
English Me This:
Let’s face it — English is a crazy language. There is no egg in...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Ticklish Tongue
Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in...
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague…
A prostitute goes to the hospital to visit a colleague who is about to...
Seeing Eye Dog
A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the...
Think You’re A Man?
Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...