The horny midget found that the best way…
The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was...
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Mixed Not!
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Lost Fingers
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Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians
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The story of a very short man
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Everybody’s doing it
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The Sick Blonde…
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Wife was mad at me
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