I’d Love To But…
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Honey, I have a headache…
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Invent artificial dogs
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What happened to the cheerleader when she did the splits?
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I have “great” news for you
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Dear John Reply
The soldier serving overseas and far from home was annoyed and upset when his...
Cat Heaven
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David Beckham
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A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...