Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Your Are Available?
A lonely divorcee was driving home from work one evening when she saw a...
Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Drum joke Q & A
|Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
St Peter and the Three Nuns
Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter...
40 Year Old Man and Woman
What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and asingle 40-year-old man?The 40-year-old...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...