Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
The Inventor…
This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Why do blonds where underwear?
Why do blondes where underwear?To keep their ankles warm.
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.