The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
Safe to swim here?
|While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could...
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Turtle Crossing
Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell...