Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Warning Labels On Booze!
THE MINISTRY OF HEALTH HAS PROPOSED THAT WARNING SIGNS BE PLACED ON BOOZE BOTTLES...
Pre-Nuptial Agreements
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch...
Dogs and fleas
Good question…Do dogs have fleas, or do fleas have dogs?hmmmm.
The Ford Slogan
Have you driven a Ford lately?Yeh, that’s why I drive a Chevy!
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday…
My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now ? She’s...
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie…
The modest young lass had just purchased some lingerie and asked if she might...
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to…
Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he had...