Best In The World
A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Name A Fawn…
Q: Name a fawn, a lawn and a yawn.A: Bambi, the White House grounds,...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Crocodile is longer
|Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is wide.Lemma 1. The crocodile is...