Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
Those clothes are very becoming on you
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if...
The Brit Awarts!
|What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony?The Brit Awarts!
Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs
YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I...
Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick
Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
The blonde bank robbers!
Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
Aquarius (Jan 23 – Feb 22) – You have an inventive mind and are...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...