Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
A reason for break-up
“What’s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?” said her...
What’s the definition of a real loser?
What’s the definition of a real loser?A guy who has a wet dream and...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Two blondes in heaven
One blond says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says...
Chinese Goer
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening....
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
A lady with a…
A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by...