Lawyer In Heaven (Classic)
A mechanical engineer died & went to heaven. Upon arrival Saint Peter checked “THE...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites…
A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner....
Excuse TO smoke
Two teens had been lovers for a few weeks, but the boy was always...
Elephants III
How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close...
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today...
17 Facts of Life
1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends....
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations…
It seems that Ken Starr is dropping all sexual allegations against President Clinton. It...