The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model…
The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.Halfway there, the front...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...
man to do situps
|What’s the best way to force a man to do situps?Put the remote between...
Waking Grumpy
Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up...
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?
What part of a woman does a man like looking at best?The top of...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...