baseball vs law
What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you’re caught stealing, you’re...
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Food laughs & humor
|From Harper’s Magazine:Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
What\\\’s the definition of strain?
Q: What’s the definition of strain?A: Teeth marks in the toilet seat!
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!