Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
At night court, a man was brought in and set…
At night court, a man was brought in and set before the judge.The judge...
A Burning Question!
Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire...
I lost my wife!
Losing a wife can be hard. In my case it was almost fucking impossible!
The Miracle Show…
An old couple were sitting in their living room on a Sunday morning watching...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded…
A young kid’s in a shipwreck and he winds up stranded on a tropical...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...