‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
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I once had a friend who was a renowned clinical psycologist. He used to...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
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How to cut off a blonde’s ears:
To cut off a blonde’s ears, put razor blades on each shoulder and ask...
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter…
A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer. For several...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
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A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...