Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
A few words of wisdom
“I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything you want, but you...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
Buying a New Farm
|A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
IDIOTS & COMPUTERS
|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large...
Sheep Dog Bra
The success of the “Wonder Bra” for under-endowed women, has encouraged the designers to...