Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town…
Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. “How’rethangs with y’all, Pete?” one asked.”Not...
Addicted to the Web
|(Sung to the tune of “Winter Wonderland”)Doorbell rings, I’m not list’nin’,From my mouth, drool...
Wife and best friend!
A man walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch.The barman gives it...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Cool Stud!
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
M & M Factory
Q. Why can’t blonds work at the M & M Factory?A. They throw out...
Miracle Diet!
A fellow was ordered by his Dr. to lose 75 lbs. due to very...
Bees
What kind of bees make milk ?Boobies!
Goodbye To Mother
A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up,...
Ebonics As a Second Language
A FRIEND OF MINE HAS AN 18 YEAR OLD SON NAMED LEROY. HE ATTENDS...