Mystery Writer
Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Whatcha Doin’ Daddy?”
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Man’s best friend.
Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with...
Real classified ads 04
These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard IX
Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and...