The Dump List
The Perfect Dump – Every once in a while, each of us experiences a...
Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
It just kills my appetite
A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon...
Three Limericks
Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not....
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...