Gum Crossing
Why did the gum cross the road? -it was stuck to the chickens foot!
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV
Examination to Qualify for Entrance to UNLV (basketball players only) Time Limit: 3 weeks...
Blonde quickies 221-230
221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
College Rules
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...