Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom…
A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
Our bright childhood…
10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he...
How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Uncommon Perversions
A woman goes to a doctor with a problem. She’s sat on the chair...