A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…
True Gender of Object
Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female...
Campaign Slogans for George W
1. I’ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get...
Republican or Democrat?
Person: Are you a democrat or a republican?Blonde: Oh, I’m an American.
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?
What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.
Traveling Saleman.
Mr. Jones, upon returning from a business trip was shocked to find his wife...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer…
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer...
The whole world could be happy
|Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air...
Now thats lazy!
My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin...
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...