Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Casey McCarthy
|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the...
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
3 times a virgin.
A woman had been married three times and was still a virgin.Somebody asked her...