Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?The real question is:...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...
Out of the Greek Myths
The scene was Mount Olympus, where Bacchus, the Greek god of wine, had thrown...
Show Me Your License
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...
On the Menu today!
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar...
Why God Doesn\’t Have a PhD
Why God Doesn’t Have a PhD:1. He has only one major publication.2. It was...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...