TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Like Cow-pats
Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?A: They both get easier to...
Why Birds Fly South
Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it’s too far to walk!
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
Not On Your Anniversary!
Top Ten Things NOT To Say On Your Anniversary10. Today is our what?9. I...
Lucky dog
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
Letter from grandma
One day I recieved a letter from grandma…The other day I went up to...