A teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates…
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Pondering old age
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How do you make a cat drink?
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A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
New Bowling Rules
Supplemental Rules for Bowling If you holler “overs!” before the ball passes the arrows,...
A hoppercraft!
|What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry?A hoppercraft!