I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Sex operation!
A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady.”May I...
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
A guide to walking tigers
|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they...
‘Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
|What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat?’Here Kitty, kitty, kitty’!
The animal’s warning
|A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled...
Following some duty overseas, the officers…
Following some duty overseas, the officers at the Fort were planning a welcome home...
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband…
All of a sudden, the wife smacks her husband. The husband was totally dumfounded...
Blonde History Lesson.
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...