Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Italian, Black, and a Jew
Three best friends are at the corner bar on a Friday night as usual....
Welfare Claim Statements
I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A pile of one liners!
Why are sheep always in a field? Because they can’t get out !Who gives...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows
Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of…
Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers “coming out”?They’re...