Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
More tail.
A guy is outside in his front yard attempting to fly a kite with...
Bill Clinton Top10…
From David Letterman and the Late Show…Top Ten Signs Bill Clinton Doesn’t Give A...
Cigar holder
The latest news is, that Bill Clinton has bought a new cigar holder. Unfortunately,...
Stupid Insults 20/31
Missing a layer of insulation in his attic. Monorail doesn’t go all the way...
A middle manager is called into his bosses office…
A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is...
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Life’s Lessons.
Some lessons learned in life:Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a...