How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm…
A young boy was visiting his grandfather’s farm whenone day he walks out behind...
Arnold:the musical
Stallone, Tony Danza ,and Arnold Swarzanagger are all going to be in a musical...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Elephants IV
How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two...
Golfer Pays His Respects
A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200....
Jews & Christmas
December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart
Dragging your feet
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right...
The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...