Brain Store
A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous…
This bloke went into a nightclub and saw a gorgeous honey sitting by herself...
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Spinach flavored Rice Cakes. Teeth removing Taffy Metamucil in a straw Ex-Lax Brownies Caramel...
Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Question and answer
|An economist is a trained professional paid to guess wrong about the economy. An...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...