Men have only two faults.
Women’s faults are many, men have only 2:Everything they say and everything they do.
Reward for goodness
Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly...
Proctologist Definitions
Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain...
The traffic ticket.
A New Yorker was forced to take a day off from work toappear for...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Some problems
A woman gives birth by a Caesarian and passes out. When she comes to...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...