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You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Make it out of a desert
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Blonde #1: Have you ever read Shakespeare?”Blonde #2: No, who wrote it?”
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What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred...
The Australian liberal party announced today…
The Australian liberal party announced today that they arechanging their emblem to a condombecause...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
The boy on a nude beach.
Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. Thefather...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...