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Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.
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Artificial Insemination
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What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
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Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!
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