Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Yo mama is so skinny
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny...
A rookie police officer was assigned…
A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Wisdom Quotes
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae...
The Ballerina
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walks into a bar. She raises...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...