Bill Collector
WARNING! POOR FRED IS DEAD. DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE COME TOMOURN...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Less-Known Computer Languages
Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol… Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
A chinese detective
A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Wrong Shirt
A clerk was showing a lady a very nice dress shirt and tie.”Now this,”...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Choose a punishment
|Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offence.”You can take...